Cum să te masturbezi ca o fată

So, hey loser. Your dick is so small, tiny, insignificant, that you can hardly see it.

Today I'm going to show you how to masturbate like a girl.

Because that thing is so tiny. I have seen transsexuals, female to male, with clits bigger than yours.

So, it's going to be your clitoris today.

So, get out your pink panties, just like mine, and I'm going to show you how to jerk off like a girl.